Post by Brett Clouser on Dec 17, 2010 23:31:49 GMT -5
I wasn’t feeling particularly bitter when all of this started. I was just kinda disappointed when I got out, and even more disappointed when Rob got out, even if I would have been the sole vote for him to win, because I really had my heart set on it and it was sad to see him get stuck in the final juror chair for the umpteenth time. I wasn’t really feeling the jury thing because I’ve been sitting here so many times already that I’m just honestly sick of seeing mediocre answers from mediocre players (in general) and I’d really hoped I’d have a shot at answering the questions this time instead of essentially asking why in the hell X and Y got to make it and not ME.
Yay bitterness! I felt that little spark of hatred Bitter Juror Brett always has and so when Amanda offered to lend me her laser eyes I thought I could handle it...
…But instead I ended up hurting myself and now I thirst for grey matter.
Walking Dead Juror Brett time!
because I’m not even bitter enough to care anymore.
Last night, to save you all some time, I decided to make up my papyrus, doodles and all, to win before I even asked my questions and got my answers. Why the hell not? I’m pretty sure I know who I’m voting for. Given the what I am currently seeing I can’t exactly say I feel like your answers are really going to change a damn thing. They’ve all been moderately poor…
…a seahorse, Austin? Really?
A seahorse.
Anyway, the point is I have a vote picked and ready to post and be done with, and I don’t think it’s going to change, but I always ask questions even if I just don’t care anymore, so whatever. Here’s your first question, for all of you: Who’d I vote for and why’d I vote for them? Do you think you could change it?
I guess I should make some statements now, too.
Austin, not a whole lot to say to you. I just… I got nothing. Everyone already called you out on your luck bullshit before I even got the chance so I’m not going to ask you about that. I really don’t have anything to say, honestly. Just… no questions either. I dunno, maybe you could tell me a story or something. The Legend of Austin Carty: The Namibia Chronicles!
…ok, actually I’m pretty sure anything that you could put into the story that could fit the title won’t be as awesome or entertaining as the title itself, so let’s scrap that idea.
Oh, here’s something: What was the most entertaining and exciting parts of Namibia for you? If you want to tell it in story format that’s your business. I’ll give you juror points for it if you do!
Fab, congrats on f3. I don’t have a lot to say to you, either. There was one thing you sorta half mentioned in your answers to someone or other, something about the round I got blindsided. That got me thinking since I wasn’t really around for that whole debacle. I was sick and barely online, and that entire round was kind of a haze for me. Flu will do that to you. I guess since you were there you could tell me the entire thing from start to finish? From your perspective, obviously… though if you wanted to write it in the third person as the epic tale of Judson Fabio Birza and the Blindsided Brett, I won’t stop you. Point is I’d like to hear you tell me about that round I went out and maybe give your thoughts on it.
Sierra, we’ve talked a lot, so there’s nothing left to say that hasn’t been covered, I don’t think, so… no real statement for you either. We were after each other since we pretty much first ended up on the same tribe after I defected. It was a pretty fun rivalry while it lasted I guess. You know why I was after you, and I know why you were after me, being scared of my trillion votes and all…
…or…huh, actually we were after each other long before we ever heard about the auction, so for you... how about I make you tell me what was it that actually made you target me?
Yeah, that sounds good. Since I’m letting the other 2 tell me stories you can make it a story too. I really don’t care. You can make up the title if you like.
So here’s some other questions too for everyone while I’m thinking about it:
Bonus!
And, umm… instead of a comparison question or what I was originally going to ask, here’s a small bonus for you to get extra juror points. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, though.
Go in MSPaint or whatever you have and draw me a picture. I don’t care what it is as long as it relates to the game and isn’t something Amanda is going to kill you for. Then tell me what you drew and why you drew it.
I guess that’s it.
*shambles off in search of brains*
Yay bitterness! I felt that little spark of hatred Bitter Juror Brett always has and so when Amanda offered to lend me her laser eyes I thought I could handle it...
…But instead I ended up hurting myself and now I thirst for grey matter.
Walking Dead Juror Brett time!
because I’m not even bitter enough to care anymore.
Last night, to save you all some time, I decided to make up my papyrus, doodles and all, to win before I even asked my questions and got my answers. Why the hell not? I’m pretty sure I know who I’m voting for. Given the what I am currently seeing I can’t exactly say I feel like your answers are really going to change a damn thing. They’ve all been moderately poor…
…a seahorse, Austin? Really?
A seahorse.
Anyway, the point is I have a vote picked and ready to post and be done with, and I don’t think it’s going to change, but I always ask questions even if I just don’t care anymore, so whatever. Here’s your first question, for all of you: Who’d I vote for and why’d I vote for them? Do you think you could change it?
I guess I should make some statements now, too.
Austin, not a whole lot to say to you. I just… I got nothing. Everyone already called you out on your luck bullshit before I even got the chance so I’m not going to ask you about that. I really don’t have anything to say, honestly. Just… no questions either. I dunno, maybe you could tell me a story or something. The Legend of Austin Carty: The Namibia Chronicles!
…ok, actually I’m pretty sure anything that you could put into the story that could fit the title won’t be as awesome or entertaining as the title itself, so let’s scrap that idea.
Oh, here’s something: What was the most entertaining and exciting parts of Namibia for you? If you want to tell it in story format that’s your business. I’ll give you juror points for it if you do!
Fab, congrats on f3. I don’t have a lot to say to you, either. There was one thing you sorta half mentioned in your answers to someone or other, something about the round I got blindsided. That got me thinking since I wasn’t really around for that whole debacle. I was sick and barely online, and that entire round was kind of a haze for me. Flu will do that to you. I guess since you were there you could tell me the entire thing from start to finish? From your perspective, obviously… though if you wanted to write it in the third person as the epic tale of Judson Fabio Birza and the Blindsided Brett, I won’t stop you. Point is I’d like to hear you tell me about that round I went out and maybe give your thoughts on it.
Sierra, we’ve talked a lot, so there’s nothing left to say that hasn’t been covered, I don’t think, so… no real statement for you either. We were after each other since we pretty much first ended up on the same tribe after I defected. It was a pretty fun rivalry while it lasted I guess. You know why I was after you, and I know why you were after me, being scared of my trillion votes and all…
…or…huh, actually we were after each other long before we ever heard about the auction, so for you... how about I make you tell me what was it that actually made you target me?
Yeah, that sounds good. Since I’m letting the other 2 tell me stories you can make it a story too. I really don’t care. You can make up the title if you like.
So here’s some other questions too for everyone while I’m thinking about it:
1. What place does loyalty have in a game and how’d it fit into yours? Give me some examples.
2. I’m secretly a very bitter and jealous juror. Explain to me why you’re sitting there and I am not, and why you deserve it more.
3. And I’m feeling like a narcissistic zombie today, so tell me what role I played in you getting here.
Bonus!
And, umm… instead of a comparison question or what I was originally going to ask, here’s a small bonus for you to get extra juror points. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, though.
Go in MSPaint or whatever you have and draw me a picture. I don’t care what it is as long as it relates to the game and isn’t something Amanda is going to kill you for. Then tell me what you drew and why you drew it.
I guess that’s it.
*shambles off in search of brains*